The Magic Touch by Rachel Simon

Author:Rachel Simon
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781497693333
Publisher: Open Road Distribution

After I lost my virginity, I tore upstairs and for the first time felt true exhilaration. This was great! I knew how to play baseball now! I knew how a male orgasm felt now! I could do a total scrub-up job on people with my body—and have a rip-roaring time to boot! Was this the kind of gift my grandmother always talked about? Had anyone else been given such a treat?

Then I heard: Only youooo can make the world go round. It was my Gregorian pals, back by popular demand.

“Hey, this sex stuff is even better than I’d hoped!” I said.

Bingo!

“Bingo?”

You bet. Because you are the Queen of the Unseen, the Princess of Caress, the Dame of the Lame, the Countess of Regress, Her Majesty of Nudity: Celeste, Celeste.

I asked them what they were talking about.

You are the sexual healer.

“You mean what just happened—that’s sexual healing?”

In one of its many variants. But you get the idea.

“And I am the healer?”

Yes, indeed.

“Then who are you?”

You ask too much. You still have a lot to learn.

“Like I shouldn’t ask who’s mumbling in my undies?”

Like: Into every coronation a little complication must fall. Your first test awaits.

“Please, no more riddles! Can’t you give me a hint?”

They whispered among themselves a minute. Then they chanted, Celeste, Celestie, oh no, you’ll have to go (yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah).

“What does that mean?” I asked. But of course, they chose that moment to exit. I was left sitting on my bed, with a question mark in my mind and a growl in my stomach.

Some coronation, eh? Nothing left to do but call my grandmother with the news and go get myself some lunch.

—Celeste, letter to publisher of The Sexual Bible

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